Material Karma

Basically, Its Karma Except If You Were To Throw Or Punch Or I Guess Push. Then That Item Will Come Back Hitting You In The Face Or A Certain Body Part, That The Item Selects. So Becareful Throwing Stuff, Or You Might End Up Like Me Throwing A Fish Cup And Getting Hit In The ForeHead By It After Feeling Bad For Myself. So Becareful Or You Will Get Knocked Out By Your Own Stuff

Tommy: Dang It Why Wont This Tennis Ball Bounce Against The Wall >:(
Jerald : I Don't Think You Should Throw It Like That You Freaking Idiot
Tommy : Oh Yea Then Watch Me
Jerald : I Know Its Not Gonna.........
Jerald ( Gets Hit Straight! In The ForeHead By Tennis Ball)
Jerald : Dang It Tommy........
Jerald (Falls To The Ground Unconscious)
Tommy : Ouch That Gotta Hurt..
Tommy : Welp I'm Out
Tommy : (Leaves Tennis Court And Goes Home)
Jerald : WHERES THE DOCTOR WHEN YOU FREAKING NEED IT AGHHH!
Jerald : GET ME OFF THIS GROUND >:(
Jerald : (Sigh) Man I Hate Material Karma :(

by ChemyTheFunnyOne December 31, 2019

material gworll

Material gworll is amazing and they probably need comfort and a therapist. saucy satana is also the owner of material gworll

omg he is such a material gworll

by TescoCup January 13, 2022

sementitious material

Material resembling male ejaculate (i.e. semen). Not to be confused with cementitious material.

CORRECT: I left some sementitious material in your mom's birth canal last night.

INCORRECT: I can't tell if that is drywall or plaster so let's just call it sementitious material.

by the dawgie July 6, 2010

eating material

A female so hot that she is worthy of being eaten out.

That woman is so fine; she is definitely eating material!

by Cunnilinguist96 December 25, 2010

material gorl

a fucking great song

hey john MATERIAL GORL

by Skythesimp December 31, 2021

Libidinal Materialism

A metaphysical framework developed by the philosopher Nick Land which posits that thought and language are inadequate to know the Real. You have to be afflicted by the Real through affect, and that is the only way you can truly know it.

Libidinal Materialism says that reality is stored in the balls.

by PulsatingShadow December 11, 2020

material squirrel

When a squirrel is materialistic.

I´m a ✨material squirrel.✨

by oikawaissuperior April 24, 2022