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Spider-Man: Lotus

A fan-made Spider-Man movie that was scheduled to release in 2023, but was canceled due to leaked racist dms from the main director (Gavin Konop) and the actor for Spider-Man (Warden Wayne). The movie would of followed Peter Parker after the death of his girlfriend Gwen Stacy, contemplating if he should give up being Spider-Man.
Guy 1: Hey, have you heard of Spider-Man: Lotus?

Guy 2: Oh you mean that movie that was made by the racist?
by packtober December 15, 2022
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lotus

A name for a vagina.
I love the taste of lotus
by Adam Harigast February 1, 2005
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Loftus

A "Loftus" is when someone is mistaken into revealing their love for someone else, when in a completely sober state.
Jamie: Allow, I got baited out by Jack over my love Laura.
Everyone: Ah mate you had a Loftus done to you
by TheHairyGreekWoman July 3, 2011
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loftus action

when ever your with a group of friends and someone you dont really like shows up so you ditch em and get the fuck out. usually preformed in a fast manor

when
who the fuck invited kent to the movies, lets pull some loftus action and get the fuck out here
by haha kiddo October 12, 2008
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lotus

1. a pink flower with a pod center and usually found in water, esp. koi ponds or other asian waters.
2. short for "Dark Lotus"
1. "I gave my girlfriend a lotus flower to show her my love."
2. "'Lotus' means family mutha fahka!"
by Silent Ninja c1998 July 15, 2003
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Lotus Improv

Lotus Improv was a multidimensional spreadsheet developed by Lotus, Inc. for the NeXTSTEP operating system, and then later ported to Windows 3.x.

Unique features included a separation between formulas, labels and cell contents; a truly multidimensional display, where one could rearrange one's data flexibly and dynamically for various reporting purposes; equations written in plain English language; and, lastly, calculations that would affect multiple cells.

In Improv, it was perfectly valid to write an equation as : Revenue=Income-Expenses and have it calculate the entire column for revenue. One could, if needed, write calculations for specific cells - although this was done less often. If equations calculated the same cell or range of cells, one could change their order in the formula bar on the bottom - the higher numbered calculation was performed last.

All in all, the package was astounding for its time and is still fantastic today.

If one has ever used Pivot tables in Excel, in Improv, the whole spreadsheet was like that - except much, much easier to manipulate. One could directly slide tiles around, which represented various categories for one's data, thus changing the view on the fly; there was no need to go through an obscure wizard to accomplish the same task.

Today, the successor to Lotus Improv is Quantrix Modeller, a product which is massively better than Excel in every way imaginable.
I'm thoroughly confused as to why the model of spreadsheet creation in Lotus Improv didn't capture the broader market; Excel is complete and utter rubbish.
by CoilscarPoint September 1, 2013
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gaping lotus experience

A bizarre sex move wherein one of the partners stretches the other’s asshole, whilst the other receives insects into their anal cavity.
Damn I, gave that bitch the gaping lotus experience last night.
by AssFucker69420 August 4, 2018
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