Long Island Expressway

The main thoroughfare on Long Island. Also known as "The World's Longest Parking Lot".

I sat awn the (lawngilind) Long Island Expressway for too ahwuhs befawh I foynully mayd it tew Jeriko.

by Person McPherson September 11, 2006

long island jellyfish

A used condom found on the beach.

I was enjoying the walk on the beach until I stepped on a "Long Island jellyfish."

by Kidkangaroo August 27, 2015

Long Island hookup

Getting to second base at the very best (though usually it’s usually just making out). Often referred to as an actual hookup for bragging rights, except it’s not. Can also be applied to those in a relationship

Pat: Yo, I just hooked up with my girl Blaire the other night

Pat’s friend Kris: Wait, but was it an ACTUAL hookup, or a Long Island hookup?

Pat: Fuck

by sirhc.35 October 28, 2019

Long Island Cheesecake

The act of shoving 2-day old bar mitzvah cookies in a woman's vagina while she's having a yeast infection.

Last night after the movie, I saw my wife making a Long Island Cheesecake using the Silverstein's leftover bar mitzvah cookies.

by ZanderBayCA July 06, 2014

long Island Bonesaw

Bringing a prositiute to your beach house

scotts plan for a "Long Island Bonesaw," was derailed by a police investigation.

by hoss geller September 10, 2011

Blonde Long Island

When a girl sucks your dick and then gives you a long island with sprite instead of coke.

"Did Maggie really give you a blonde long island? She's a keeper!"

by heyfranklme August 23, 2011

Long Island Lothario

a person who is unemployed, sits outside all day chewing on food, and makes comments as passers-by that are generally crude

i don't like going home that way, I always get cat-called by that Long Island Lothario

by MJ McCully June 11, 2020