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lindsay lohan cocktail 

Bartender, may I have a Lindsay Lohan cocktail?

Lindsay Brohan 

A nickname for the newly openly gay actress Lindsay Lohan. Because she is now lesbian, she is now considered a "bro."
PAPARAZZI: Lindsay!! Lohan!! This way!
*NO RESPONSE*
UPDATED PAPARAZZI: Lindsay Brohan!! Over here!
*BOOM. New lesbo shot for Highlights Magazine.. Sweet dreams children of our future*
Lindsay Brohan by BeccaQuinlan February 19, 2009

lindsay lohan

slang for cocaine, when you can't say "cocaine" out loud
Hey, can I get some lindsay lohan tonite?
lindsay lohan by Leah M February 12, 2008

lindsay lohan

A redhead (now blonde) who made her way to becoming a Paris Hilton. The only difference is, Lindsay has boobs, a shit load of freckles, and weighs at least more than 90 pounds unlike paris. A typical superficial celebrity who tries to get any guy that comes her way. She's also a horrible singer and actress. And her next film career is gonna be porn.
Reporter-"So Lindsay, whats next after Herbie Fully Loaded?"
Lindsay-"I'm gonna do what Paris Hilton did"
Reporter-"And what would that be?"
Lindsay-"I'm gonna shoot a bedroom video, but with Wilmer"
Reporter-"........"
lindsay lohan by This kid August 8, 2005

Lindsay Lohan Syndrome 

Someone who used to be hot, but due to drugs, alcohol etc. has become unattractive
"She used to be so hot, but she got Lindsay Lohan syndrome"

"what happened to Emily? she used to be so hot"

"yea but she's got Lindsay Lohan syndrome pretty bad now"

lindsay lohan

Another teen omnicelebrity. The only thing that separates her from Hilary Duff and Amanda Bynes is that has:
A) Freckles
B) Larger breasts
I could see those Lindsay Lohans coming around the corner