A member of the US Men's Soccer (Football) Team. Commonly believed to be the most awesome soccer player in the US right now. He is an amazing player, despite what people say.
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Landon is a mystery to the world, he'll have your mind in a knot.
He is such a charmer, he'll put butterflies in your stomach just by the look he gives. His eyes catch everyone as his hair tops it off.
Landon is a strong mofo he'll beat ya ass just with a single hit. He finna beat ya ass if you lay a hand/finger on his girl and/or man.
In other words, he is the best person you'll ever meet.
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Person A: "Hey did you read this Christian website?"
Person B: "No, what does it say?"
Person A: "It says that homosexuals have long hair."
Person B: "Didn't Jesus have long hair?"
Person A: "That's the thing: it says when Jesus accepted himself as Lord and Savior that the Holy Spirit whispered in his ear for him to get a hair cut."
Person B: "What, that's absurd! "
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Person B: "No, what does it say?"
Person A: "It says that homosexuals have long hair."
Person B: "Didn't Jesus have long hair?"
Person A: "That's the thing: it says when Jesus accepted himself as Lord and Savior that the Holy Spirit whispered in his ear for him to get a hair cut."
Person B: "What, that's absurd! "
Person C: "Yeah, kinda sounds like Landover Baptist Church and its black propaganda."
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