Oakdale, Louisiana

A small town in Louisiana. Oakdale is a very racist and close-minded town. There are a handful of good people in the town. The high school is absolutely horrible, with mediocre teachers and gross cliques. The elementary and middle schools are ok. The town itself is pretty, but there's nothing for teenagers to do but drive around pointlessly and get drunk or do drugs.

"Say man, didn't you used to live in Oakdale, Louisiana?"
"Don't remind me! I hated that place!'

by cecildemille May 1, 2011

Louisiana Lampshade

The "Louisiana Lampshade" is basically an RTFBG but while she is gargling your balls, you take a dump on her eyes and face.

Dude, Dude i hooked up last nite with this chick who was a real freak. She wanted me to give her a Louisiana Lampshade, so i got the hell out of there...

by JIVO March 8, 2008

louisiana maine

The postal abbreviations for Louisiana and Maine are LA and ME, respectively, and when put together spell lame.

You left your mom stranded in the middle of no where in the rain without an umbrella? That's Louisiana Maine. Go pick her up and apologize.

by JohnMFer, shizz represent'n January 11, 2005

Louisiana hotpocket

The act of someone shitting in a girls vagina and then fucking it in and out.

Boy: have you ever gotten a Louisiana hotpocket?
Girl: ya my vagina was dry so the guy shit in it
Boy: can I try?
Girl: eww no it's disgusting

by Hornyteen13 April 5, 2009

Louisiana leftover

A Louisiana leftover is when someone takes a crap inside a woman's vagina, puts saran rap over it and lets it ferment for a few months. They then proceed to eat the turd that was festering inside her.

She stank like Louisiana leftovers.

by 8=====>---- February 7, 2009

Louisiana Purchase

the act of a male hot gluing pennies onto his penis, then proceeding to ram a girl in the ass. While doing so, the male then sets her hair on fire, throws her out a the window of a four story building, severely injuring her, then steeling her tv.

Jake: "i gave this chick a Louisiana purchase the other day. My dick still hurts but the tv was worth it."

Jack: "Very nice!"

by jdubs9486 March 3, 2010

Louisiana pipeline

a variation of the Alaskan pipeline popularized after the Deepwater Horizon oil spill in which crude oil is frozen for use as a dildo

While on a picnic at the beach, he gathered up tarballs and froze them so he could surprise his girlfriend with a Louisiana pipeline.

by trashybags July 8, 2010