Emerging hedge fund managers either fail, meh-kit, impressing no one including themselves, or crush it.
by Felixmyboy December 31, 2019
While most people would think that a contractor's kit might consist of a hammer, nails, and maybe a saw to start with, the truth is that these things are of secondary value to most general contractors. The real Contractor's Kit, which can be found in the back of any work van or truck on any jobsite across the country, consists of the three general contracting essentials: a 30 pack of beer, a fifteen ft. length of rope, and a Smith and Wesson with one bullet as a backup. Usually used to describe your displeasure with a certain scenario or certain circumstances.
ex. 1. "Hey Joey you wanna go to that party over that broad's house tonight?"
"Ya sure, but if she talks to me im gonna go out back and string up the Contractor's Kit."
ex. 2. "Hey Matty what you doin this weekend?"
"I dunno not much probly just gonna string up the Kit off the side of the Tobin Bridge after work you wanna come?
"Ya sure, but if she talks to me im gonna go out back and string up the Contractor's Kit."
ex. 2. "Hey Matty what you doin this weekend?"
"I dunno not much probly just gonna string up the Kit off the side of the Tobin Bridge after work you wanna come?
by Contractor Craig November 02, 2006
A container carrying 5 or 6 long 13'' smooth polished rods inserted into the urethra for sexual stimulation.
by MistahTom July 26, 2005
by Micah Mador July 01, 2008
Kits are usually super cute gay boys they make amazing friends and will comfort when you are down even if they have it worse then you. They are also quite easily offended. Really good sex but not a fuck boy.Kits are super nice and you should be careful what you say around them because they can de quite sensitive especially ly about sexualitys and family .My best freind is a Kit and he is amazing
by Hiy. October 05, 2017
by Matt P March 19, 2003