Kmart

A nickname for someone who is hated by all, someone who is so unfunny and annoying there's a name for it

"We don't Call him Tyler anymore, call him T Kmart"
"You heard about J Kmart? He said something really offensive today"

by Target corp. February 10, 2022

KMart Connection

When someone's Internet connection has become so unbearably bad that it is laughable and meme worthy. Insinuating that KMart wifi is not desirable.

"Damn John lagged out of the lobby again?"
"Yea he got that KMart connection up & runnin."

by SustainedLizard June 9, 2023

Going to KMart

smoking marijuana.

Are you guys going to KMart tonight?
Um, I can't. I have to work.

by Pepper Montana September 16, 2009