by urban.fkn.dictionary December 12, 2016
Get the Johanmug. Being so perfect and prodigious at something you've never, ever made a mistake once - not even when heavily distracted. Origin: JS Bach and an old promotional Christopher Guest/ Nigel Tufnel video for (free) Steve Vai guitar lessons.
Meshuggah were so good last night, they kept on johanning through Bleed even though both guitarists' effects pedals broke and they had to use unprocessed clean-tones, the drummer left halfway through for a dump but still kept on playing, the shouter self-immolated and the stage collapsed. Not one note out of place - and they used every note on the 8 strings at least once in the solo, which was a perfectly ruined chromatic improvisation, compared to the written, carefully considered album solo. Oh you really must see them live Betty - it's truly marvellous! Bravo Meshuggah!
by Person Who Uses Words November 29, 2020
Get the Johanningmug. johan is the type of person that considers everyone in everything even though he doesn’t like them. he is very kind and caring, even though he can be a bit clueless about some things he say . he is the person that does not like indirect people because he just wants everyone to be straight with him. he is very admirable and everyone would want a charming boy in their life.
by corpsegf December 27, 2021
Get the johanmug. Johan is the kind of guy who does nothing and impress all girls around him. He is the talk of a girls hostel. He has a reserved nature and has very few people in his close circle. He might have a problem in socialising but that doesn't stop him from getting girls.
He is daring to do anything and wanted to try out anything and everything that seems exciting. He is such a pure soul.
He is a lazy guy but once he gets in mood he is a power-pack of everlasting energy
He is a great friend whom you never ever wanna loose. Having a Johan as your best friend is the best feeling you can have. He is the best to try out crazy things with.
He is a super cool guy . He can be hot and cute at the same time. He is so good at heart that even his girl best friend might feel like saying him..
LOL You just can't stop telling about him once you start...
He is certainly someone everyone wishes to have in their life
He is daring to do anything and wanted to try out anything and everything that seems exciting. He is such a pure soul.
He is a lazy guy but once he gets in mood he is a power-pack of everlasting energy
He is a great friend whom you never ever wanna loose. Having a Johan as your best friend is the best feeling you can have. He is the best to try out crazy things with.
He is a super cool guy . He can be hot and cute at the same time. He is so good at heart that even his girl best friend might feel like saying him..
LOL You just can't stop telling about him once you start...
He is certainly someone everyone wishes to have in their life
When someone is lazy: "he is playing Johan"
When you see someone cute and hot ant the same time: He is Johan
When you see someone cute and hot ant the same time: He is Johan
by anonymous April 9, 2021
Get the Johanmug. a black dude with small nipples but looks hot asf i would smash him any day over women.
HAS A HUGE 36 INCH BIG BLACK PACKET OF CUM
BRO REALLY BEATED HIS NUTS SO HARD HIS DICK WENT INSIDE HIS STOMACH AND NOW THE BELLY BUTTON HAS A FUCKING LONG ASS SAUSAGE
real rwal
HAS A HUGE 36 INCH BIG BLACK PACKET OF CUM
BRO REALLY BEATED HIS NUTS SO HARD HIS DICK WENT INSIDE HIS STOMACH AND NOW THE BELLY BUTTON HAS A FUCKING LONG ASS SAUSAGE
real rwal
johan
by machli pro max December 6, 2023
Get the JOHANmug. This name is associated with super awesome people. A Johan will usually enjoy past times like playing guitar and playing World of Warcraft. They are people that will make you feel so happy that you wake up every morning thinking that you are the luckiest person alive to have them in your life. A Johan is not only tall, dark and handsome, but they also have stunning eyes. They also pronounce words such as "fluffy" and "bunny" very cutely. People love a Johan very very much.
He also belong to a Queen called Angeline
#johan#world of warcraft#bunny#guitar#handsome
He also belong to a Queen called Angeline
#johan#world of warcraft#bunny#guitar#handsome
by Nahok September 25, 2018
Get the Johanmug. That Johan is such n stupid cunt,And you would like to fuck his girl its usually n tall thin man who anybody can fuck up
Johan is such n stupid weak bitch
by Qwejjdhdhjejenjdjdjejje September 11, 2020
Get the Johanmug.