Joan

(verb): To screw up.

Ex. "The surgeon joaned up the transplant, killing the patient."

by mimicloq February 4, 2024

Joan

Bro is mad fine and any girl would like to he with him

That man is just like joan

by Jaycho December 25, 2022

Joan Rivers route

Becoming everything you made fun of yesterday. A life where smiling was once an easy thing to do, but becomes more and more difficult as cynicism grows as the end gets closer and closer.

The bubbly girl took the Joan Rivers route through life, and the more she started to practice every double standard she preached against or tried to make fun of when she was younger, the harder and harder it got to respect her the older she got (Not that anybody had ever had much true respect for her, if any).

by The Original Agahnim June 23, 2021

Joane Cardinal Schubert Highschool

Bitch ass school for nigga people

“Yo you like go to Joane cardinal Schubert highschool”
“No”

by I eat dog chocolate March 8, 2025

Joan

To fuck something up, based on Joan Of Arc

“Don’t Joan this up.”

by blanketprincess July 26, 2024

Joan

Joan is a name that the ultimate life forms have. Only people who are greek gods have this name. They can make you happy or sad for seconds. They also have huge dick.

Anna: I don’t wanna be couple with you anymore.
Carl: But why?
Anna: I met Joan and you’re ugly.

by KC13579 November 22, 2021

Shalava Joan

a short female, with ginger hair, and snitches for no damn reason.

Damn! Why does Shalava Joan be snitching on us for no reason?

by @og._.dave January 9, 2020