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Phrase used for conveying sudden and extreme frustration.
Johnny: Anyway, how’s your sex life?
Mark: Jesus Christ on a Crystal Meth Binge! Who ask’s that?
by Help525600 October 18, 2020
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this is what the black guy says in the new Jason bourne movie.
I use this phrase when I see someone in my opinion, cooler than me.
Guy1: yo dude look who just walked into the bar!
Guy2: jesus Christ its Jason bourne!
by The guy with website humor February 14, 2017
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Jesus christ please save me

I am scared to shit alone at night please help me
Jesus christ please save me $4 off a taco bell meal, a coupon is preferred
by Big Cunt Swallower March 3, 2020
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WHO!? bYrOn. WHO!? BYRON!
Who are you thankful for this thansgiving? BEANS RICE JESUS CHRIST AND BYRON
by Spirit_eyes56 December 30, 2021
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A term used when an incident is so shockingly heinous, the simple exclamation, "Jesus Christ!" doesn't do it justice.

Imagery: Jesus Christ, impaled by a Hot Dog on a Stick (tm), aka a corn dog.

The most common image is one of Jesus Christ with a corn dog inserted into his rectum, though different examples of various Orifices of Christ can be found with a simple search on the World Wide Web.

(This definition is not endorsed by the company, Hot Dog on a Stick. However, the definition was originally penned by one of the company employees.)
Kid: "Dad, I'm in jail for stealing the neighbor's car, crashing it into a Walmart, then putting my dick into the tailpipe while the engine was still running."
Dad: "Jesus Christ on a Hot Dog on a Stick!!! Rot in prison, you sick little fuck. You're disowned."
by Todd Jenkem July 28, 2011
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I am Jesus Christ movement

A movement in which people take on the identity of Jesus Christ. That is they all say they are Jesus Christ and preach what they think will make the world a better place and gether deciples. They even have getherings of people who say there Jesus Christ.
This movement was started by a guy when he got the idea for it while he was sitting around smoking pot all day.
Man 1: John and Jack both say there Jesus Christ.
Man 2: Yeah,there both in the I am Jesus Christ movement.
by Deep blue 2012 June 14, 2010
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