j

1. A joint, or cigarette-paper rolled weed.

2. Slang for Air Jordan sneakers.

3. A Jew, especially a Jewish g, or gangsta. See also jigga

1. Yo, how many j's you rollin up for tonight?

2. That's a shiny pair of J's you got there, man.

3. He says he's both a J and a G.

by anon15432 December 15, 2008

j

j meaning 'junkie' as in lil jons song im a j

"im a j.im a j,all i do is smoke weed all day"
"im a j.im a j, all i do is pop pills all day"

by dave87 November 6, 2007

/:J

An emoticon that depicts a person smirking with an eyebrow raised, like the Dreamworks face every character uses. It can mean; smugness, scoffing at another's comment, or a self-satisfied patronizing face. It can also be used when you don't know what the hell the other person is talking about. Also used for sarcasm.

Person 1:"Dude that song sucks! It's annoying as hell!"

Person 2:"What? This song is awesome."

Person 1:"Try listening to (some obscure band you've never heard of)".

Person 2: Oooooook /:J.

by JSHT March 30, 2011

/j

When hiring someone through online apps such as social media platforms!

You’re hired /j

by Stram Kurs April 25, 2021

:j

The "Douchegrin". Used properly when stating something douche-like. May cause explosion of the jugular vein leading to death.

Phil: Your such a douche bro.
Tony: :j
Phil: AISFJAPSODHFRWHIERH.

by OioiAyeAye January 18, 2011

j

short for joint; a marijuana cigarette

I wanna smoke a j.

by thesters August 12, 2008

:j

Similar to a smile :) But a very cheeky one :j
Also known as a goofy smile, a grin. Similar to trollface, but not nearly as intense.

Appropriate for when you say or do something sly.
Also good for when cracking a dumb joke.

A: What's brown and sticky?
B: Uhhg...poop?
A: A stick
B: ...
A: :j

by MrOhyeahson July 22, 2011