indiana irrigator

Basically just pee in her butt

I'm stopped up, we'll just give her the indiana irrigator. That'd do it.

by demsome October 31, 2017

Oral Irrigator

When a guy cums in your mouth, but makes you laugh at the same time so you projectile spit cum all over him, the bed and the wall.

Sammy made Stacey laugh right as he came in her mouth that she turned into a oral irrigator - spraying everything in site.

See also cum sprinkler

by SaltyBrunette September 19, 2020

You’re hella irritating

Letting someone know that you are interested in them without saying directly.

OMG you’re hella irritating Davon!!! ;)

by You’re hella irritating July 19, 2020

Most annoying and irritating thing ever.

School.

School is the most annoying and irritating thing ever.

by  October 8, 2022

Theory of Illogical and Irrational Variables

A social theory proposing that human behavior, social systems, and collective decision-making are fundamentally shaped by illogical and irrational variables that cannot be reduced to rational calculation or scientific models. These variables include identity (who people believe they are), interests (material and symbolic stakes), social control (mechanisms that shape behavior), mass control (management of populations), power (capacity to impose will), force (coercive capacity), hegemony (cultural dominance), mass psychology (collective emotional dynamics), and culture (shared meanings and practices). The theory explains otherwise puzzling phenomena: why politics and law are almost always incompatible with scientific recommendations (because they answer to identity and power, not evidence); why people consistently vote for terrible politicians (because voting is about identity and belonging, not policy); why science and logic themselves can function like religions or ideologies (because they become identity markers, not just methods). The Theory of Illogical and Irrational Variables doesn't deny that reason exists; it insists that reason operates within a field of forces that are anything but reasonable. Understanding these variables is essential for understanding why the world so stubbornly refuses to conform to our models of how it should work.

Example: "He couldn't understand why people kept voting for a corrupt politician despite overwhelming evidence of incompetence. The Theory of Illogical and Irrational Variables explained it: identity trumped evidence. Voting wasn't about policy; it was about belonging. The politician represented 'us'; the evidence came from 'them.' Reason never had a chance against identity, interests, and the psychology of the tribe."

by Dumu The Void March 8, 2026