The Immobile Stoplight Texter (IST) is a driver that misses the light turn green at a stop because they are busy with their phone or other portable device, causing whoever may be behind them to wait. Depending on the amount of lanes, two or more 'isters' may pull a multiple IST at the light if they are counting on the movement of each other in their peripherals to cue them to go.
A: Sorry I'm late, these two idiots pulled a double IST three times in a row and nobody near the front had the balls to honk them on.
B: That's nothing. Last week, these three stooges pulled a triple IST while I was hitting my car pipe just long enough for a cop to pull up and catch my shit. Thank Jebus that new texting while driving law passed-- pig was so pissed about the isters that all he needed was a reason to bust their asses, so I was home free!
B: That's nothing. Last week, these three stooges pulled a triple IST while I was hitting my car pipe just long enough for a cop to pull up and catch my shit. Thank Jebus that new texting while driving law passed-- pig was so pissed about the isters that all he needed was a reason to bust their asses, so I was home free!
by DuckLucker April 27, 2012
The worst possible class you could choose as an elective in years 9 and 10, especial when the teacher has no idea what he is teaching (and even admits he has no idea), and the class ends up teaching the teacher. On top of this the curriculum is literally older then most high school students.
Dude IST is literally making me want to kill my self, the teacher knows nothing and the curriculum is older then I am!
by ToganPLayz August 28, 2018
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by Lord jimmy September 4, 2021
A german saying of sportsmanship. it's hard to directly translate, but the rough meaning is: "Whoever i may face, i give you my respect, as not doing so would be stupid"
by Herbert Gröhnemeier November 12, 2022
Commonly abbreviated as wdlid, 'wer das liest ist dumm' is a german proverb expressing respect for an opponent.
by Der Da November 12, 2022