Sensory processing disorder

Also known as being soft or picky. In times of extreme hunger or famine those with sensory processing disorder often disappear. This can be seen in cases such as the Irish Potato Famine or with poor children in Africa.

I don’t eat calamari unless it’s fried because I have a sensory processing disorder.

by Gg5863 January 28, 2020

fuck up a one car funeral procession

this is for the complete lamo that most likely doesn't have 2 brain cells to bounce together. If you think about a funeral procession, and how it takes a little bit of effort to keep it organized...now pare it down to one car, yes, just one car - the idiot him/herself.

That moron could fuck up a one car funeral procession.

by grataballi October 23, 2005

The Dehornitization Process

The mental state a male encounters after finishing sexual acts into a woman he doesn't love. This can last anywhere from 1 minute to 17 years.

Sounds like The Dehornitization Process to me Gary

by Gary_gary May 10, 2011

Spawned Process

Having a child.

Congratulations, I heard that you and your significant other are about to have a Spawned Process. Welcome to the wonderful world of becoming a parental unit.

by DAE51D October 3, 2011

Process Analysis Essay

An essay existing solely to torture students. A process analysis essay is an essay from Hell that sucks away the souls of its victims. The only possible outcome of writing a process analysis essay is death.

Tom's teacher told the class to write a process analysis essay. Tom killed himself.

by Sofer November 1, 2010

rm process

The process of "Rming" (remaking) a game due to unwanted outcomes in the early stages of said game which put one or both players in a bad position. Usually happens in ridiculously long games like Civilization 5.

"Hey are you guys done playing?"
"No we haven't even started yet"
"But its been 5 hours!?!"
"Were in the rm process"

by Zhall June 9, 2013

Two Call Process

Two Call Process is where an escort uses two phones calls from you to verify you're legit. The first will take you to a a neutral spot such as a gas station or a fast food parking lot (This usually puts you within 3 blocks or 3 minutes of the place, the "3x3 Rule" ). Once you get there, she will have you call again to get the address.

Yes, i use a standard two call process. Go to the gas station on the corner of MLK and Getiton. Call me when you get there, and I'll give you my address.

by Ass NonyMouse March 15, 2016