Cement hooch

when an eldery gentlemens asshole is tighter than a brand new bottle of pickles

Daniel locked his grandfather in a horses stable and tried to make him sit on a nail but his cement hooch bent the nail sideways.

by Cement hooch May 20, 2017

School Bag Hooch

The alcohol unwittingly produced at the bottom of a school bag, when tubs of fruit are left untouched in the bag for periods of time.

Student 1 - "Phew, you smell like a bar!"
Student 2 - "It's just the School Bag Hooch I'm brewing"

by Nicko Steel March 20, 2022

Hooch Strap

When a ladies pubic hair makes a strap connecting her anus to her vagina.

I was hitting it from the front and saw a trail so I flipped her around to so where it goes. Girl had a damn Hooch Strap.

by shelooklikarbys March 29, 2020