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Jesus Hernandez C

literally so h0t just ask me out already

hint - my zodiac starts with a a
by urfavhater November 22, 2021
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Matthew Hernandez

It is a very common name, he is kinda sus tho ngl.
Girl 1: Is that Matthew Hernandez?
Girl 2: Yes that is him
Girl 1: Wow he do be lookin kinda sus
by XKS10 November 3, 2020
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Dirty Hernandez

The act of giving head whilst drinking Bepsi
Alexia just pulled off a Dirty Hernandez in the back room
by NakedInTheSauce June 7, 2017
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Keith Hernandez

Alpha Male; one who is built of pure testosterone; fabled to be the second coming of Jesus Christ himself; stronger than Shaggy
People who worship God are secretly worshiping Keith Hernandez, who is God, and man, and spirit.

I want Keith Hernandez to impregnate me with his holy semen
by Believer of Keithanism September 9, 2020
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Hernandez Shuffle

The act of one killing themselves by applying a slippery substance to the floor to prevent recovery from hanging.
Man today really sucked…I think I’m going to commit the Hernandez shuffle.
by Shufflemaster420 November 20, 2021
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Isayah Hernandez

Straight Awesome guy, Cool, 100% funny, always friends with Spanish people, slightly racist, Cool dude
by Berryos June 19, 2024
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