Headphone Music

1. Music that hits when you're alone in the car or using headphones but instantly sounds wack af the moment it gets played for someone else, comparable to the way electrons have different behaviors based on whether or not they're being actively observed.

2. Music that needs multiple listens to enjoy meaning whoever is listening on aux with you is not having a good time.
Person one: Yo do you fw Bladee?

Person two: Of course!
Person one: So why don't you ever play him on aux?
Person two: Bladee makes headphone music, can't play that shit in open air.
by pressurepacc July 17, 2024
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Hot Head Headphones

The number one selling headphones on the market. Now cordless, these voice recognitizing headphones are the way to go. They are made of a special memory foam to make them fit comfortably in your ear with no irritation and they will not fall out.
The best Headphones are Hot Head Headphones
by Hot Head Headphones February 26, 2011
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headphone bluffing

Wearing a pair of headphones, typically within the context of a group of people studying, without actually playing music. The benefit of headphone bluffing is that people typically won't talk to you but you can still hear everything that is going on, therefore allowing you to be passively engaged in conversations of your choosing.
"Yo, I want to talk to Lucas but his headphones are in!"
"Look out, he might be headphone bluffing! You listening in, Luke?"
by BeardStrong March 20, 2014
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headphone activist

someone who is always wearing headphones 24/7.
"You miles your sucha headphone activist, do you ever thake those earbudes out?"
by Abstract March 24, 2017
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Headphone Meister

The star character in the fan fiction “diary of a wimpy shirt,”” which was created by Tom Hanks in 2013 after a boweled misadventure. The headphone meister wears a pair of Turtle Beach headphones everywhere he goes, wreaking havoc and causing dysentery in people whom are not prepared for the sound cancelling powers of Beats by Dre
AHHHH HZHITNDJDJRENDBDJZ THE HEADPHONE MEISTER IS GETTIN MEEEEE.”
by Iknowwhatyouthink March 09, 2021
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What you say when you listen to the most quietest song ever.
*most quietest song ever plays on an iPod"
Diaima Ajsmfhfnfbrgifrbg:I have to turn up my headphones at full volume because this song is so quiet
by thecharacterwannie July 11, 2022
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Office Headphone Syndrome

When many colleagues in the office wear headphones almost constantly, appearing busy and unavailable for collaboration.
My team at work has office headphone syndrome. We work in the same room and supposed to collaborate with each other, but many people wear headphones almost constantly while working on the computer and appear busy and inaccessible. It's awkward to constantly ask them to take off their headphones, so they're effectively absent, as if they're working remotely.
by Kentich January 04, 2024
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