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Hansened

When somebody has been/is being hansened, that means that they have died and people who were never close to them when they were alive lie about being close to them when they were alive. Most of the time, the reason for people hansening is to gain popularity or becoming close to the said dead person's family or friends.
Person 1: Yo, dude, did you hear about that guy who got hansened?
Person 2: You mean Connor Murphy?
Person 1: Yeah dude, I heard that he got hansened pretty badly!
by TheTiniestSlushie November 15, 2017
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Tobias Hansen

The very definition of a loser, this person is the saddest person alive. some say that you will end up with a severe depression after being in contact with this being.
You see that guy over there? He is such a Tobias Hansen, ugh!
by TheRealpseudoboss September 16, 2019
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Hansen

Person 1: Hey have you seen Hansen?

Person 2: Yeah, he just told me where all the bitches are at.
by LemonChik1 November 22, 2021
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emma hansen

A total bitch who lives for sex. She will do anything to be popular and win any boy even though it may be her best friends boy.
by Trullalalalalalala December 28, 2017
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kaden Hansen

Kaden is a super sexy looking man. He never fails to put a smile on your face. No matter what he always makes you feel like you are worth it. Kaden is a very loving man and has a very amazing heart!
Kaden Hansen makes me feel so good about myself he is the love of my life
by Bballplayer12345 June 1, 2023
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Scarlett Hoe-Hansen

Drag ‘performer’, if by performer you count putting on women’s clothes and adopting the simplest two or three moves over and over whilst flapping your mouth open and closed with no particular regard to the song being played.

Often found complaining that the ‘audience’ (people out for a drink who have to be subjected to this narcissistic nonsense) are talking over ‘her’ act.

The entire bar could mime the song and this ‘artist’ would still be the one least worth watching. With less energy than a dead battery and make up that looks like a tshirt screen printer has applied it, this is truly the lowest common denominator of drag. The emaciated gay boy wanting so desperately to fit in and finding a home in the drag community in the hope that ‘any old shit will do’

No comedy. No performance. No dance skills. No energy. No synchronicity with the music. No nothing. A man in a dress and poor make up.

Its not time to quit drag. You never started.
That Scarlett Hoe-Hansen is a bit lame. If I wanted entertainment in the form of someones hands trembling in the air I’d rob a bank.
by TessCo August 12, 2022
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