hanky the horsey

A person dedicated to being a no life horsey

Wow that person is a hanky the horsey.

by Jordan lopez-Ariah April 22, 2018

hanky pank

Not a jocks game:
A type of sport for the less athletic competorters. A bunch of your pals get in a circle and bounce a paper ball up and down, whoever lets it drop is drowned with insults.

Tom: "Hey, lets have a game of hanky pank
Gav: "No way you're a fag"

by Thomas Machell September 11, 2005

Hanky-Panky

An odd sex move. You ejaculate onto the womans face and then throw flower in her face. Throwing flower in her face is also known as antiquing.

"Last night when I went back to her place i gave her a hanky-panky! Then took a dump on her chest and left."

by Retard-sex August 27, 2008

Janky-Hanky

Janky bitches who live in webcam houses.

Reasons to become hyphy.

"Chase was so Janky-Hanky, he slept with Jesse and then came to sleep with me five min. Later..."

by Ryan Reese May 31, 2007

Shizzler's Hanky

A quick cleanup necessity for the strip club when a stripper/lap dancer bends over in your face and sharts, leaving you with fecal debris on your upper lip. Ewwwpsies.

Matt was in a strip club and after that voluptuous babe left him with a shizzler's lip, he pulled the shizzler's hanky out of his pocket and shazam, he looked swazzling; no worries the rest of the night.

by hidee's ho supply April 13, 2013

hanky panky

distracting people so you can play with yourself in public

raymond used a fire alarm as a hanky panky so no one would notice his masturbation

by jackson May 13, 2005

Manky hanky

Large labia about a lady's underside, in a similar ilk to wizards sleeve albino fruitbat or badly packed kebab

Man, I know its winter and everyone has a runny nose, but even so, she had a proper manky hanky.

by jivehoneyjive March 10, 2008