Manly Grunt

A nonverbal sound, such as a grunt often performed by jocks. It is used to express power, masculinity and the like. The more aggressive, guttural forms of this grunt can render opposition paralyzed with fear, leaving them open to attack and mauling by forest creatures. (In cities the mauling is often performed by small, tasteless statuary.)

First Jock: *manly grunt*
Second (and far more manly) Jock: *MANLIER GRUNT*
First Jock: *EEEK!*
Forest Creatures: YAY!

by Society for the Proper Treatment of Adverbs June 25, 2006

struggle and grunt

it is cockney rhyming slang for the word cunt

come here you fucking struggle and grunt

by yiddo November 14, 2005

hunt the grunt

Game played after guys have had a few drinks to see who can score with the ugliest bitch in the club. Members of the game need to be highly pissed and game for winning extra bucks or a bottle of somethign worthy. You always get one who will win.
You are the hunter and the grunt is that ugly bitch.

Alright guys, lets play "Hunt the grunt"

by Andre November 12, 2004

Noob grunt

Noob grunt is the lowest form of noobness and noobs in general

Person A:''Ugh, that kid is such a noob grunt!''
Person S:''Yeah, he doesn't even know how to start a computer.''

by Tombul February 26, 2011

muff grunt

otherwise known as a queef

muff grunt: an adolescent boy describing a vaginal fart to another adolescent boy

by jace January 29, 2004

Grunt Cunt

A woman who only dates men in service I. E. Army, Navy, Marines, etc.

Megan is a grunt cunt because she only goes out with army men for every relationship.

by M3ganm0nst3r April 21, 2014

Grunt a Stoogie

It's when you grunt out the fattest log ever known to man right after you scream in terror and pain.

Person 1: Bro what are you doing
Person 2: AHHGHGGGGAGAGGHHGGHHHHH
Person 1: Bro stop it
Person 2: AAGAGGHHGGHHHHHGGGHHHH
Person 1: Holy shit that's a fat log
Person 2: *BAM*
Person 1: Damn bro you okay? Did you just grunt a stoogie?

by StoogiePlanted November 12, 2019