A long, angry, useless diatribe, often forced upon unsuspecting bystanders and acquaintances who are forced to hear it whether they want to or not. It is a combination of the words "Goddamn" and "Rant".
by Or1984well April 17, 2013
A guy who is fat with a tinny penis he is usally median height with blue eyes and brown hair never get any pussy
by Big boy 23u4u4 September 21, 2015
Big ginger dick who likes to take the piss out of south african accent with Midge and wants to vote BNP.
by IlikeCheese1 April 14, 2010
He is an annoying person he usually has siblings. Grant is a person who is shy and obsesses over cars and other things. he is usually mean to his siblings and he always tries to raise his voice just enough so his parents can hear. Grant is a tattletale and is mean
by A random Guy69420911 June 11, 2019
A person known for having a small penis and can’t pleasure a girl. Terribly afraid of trees and is gay
Grant is gay
by Cosbsosbaiwbcb April 30, 2019
A short likable guy. Shy when you first meet him although he becomes outgoing ,funny,and weird. He is a beast on the field has a lot of friends and is a little slow.
Grant is lit
by A Girl that loves Everson November 25, 2017
Huge chunk of lard that is SO FAT!! He thinks he's funny but only tells Family Guy quotes. His arse is the gate to Narnia. His pants never cover it, cause he's SO FAT!
Guy 1: Whatcha eating?
Guy 2: CAKE!
Guy 1: Stop, you will turn into a Grant
Grant: Did someone say cake?
Guy 2: CAKE!
Guy 1: Stop, you will turn into a Grant
Grant: Did someone say cake?
by FrankFrankford12345CAke July 05, 2011