Garretts are very annoying and irritating males, only the lamest are best friends with them. A Garrett is a real jerk to all, even females. Garretts will look like a nice person but really isn't. Stay away from Garretts as much as possible if you want to live peacefully.
Me: Garrett is a jerk to her
You: yeah, I hate him. He's a jerk to everyone sometimes, you're lucky if he isn't
You: yeah, I hate him. He's a jerk to everyone sometimes, you're lucky if he isn't
by Dr. (Name) March 21, 2018
An asshole who likes to cheat on girls after he gets them in bed and tells them he loves them. He was a great guy at first but he will ALWAYS lie, cheat and downsize you no matter the situation and no matter who you are around. He loves to embarrass you and "slut" shame you for guys liking your picture on Instagram. GARRETT is a insecure lying cheating bastard. guys dont be a garrett.
fuck all garretts.
by brookejadew April 10, 2019
by poopshitter8362834 November 12, 2020
Garrett’s are dumb at times but are also very dirty minded they are known as the kid that dated so and so and also can be very stubborn. Garrett’s are very understanding and you can talk to them about anything where ever and when ever.
by Couldn’t in good of anything February 12, 2020
That one really pale fat friend who never wears a shirt and sweats all the time and farts on all of your stuff.
by Kitkeepsitmello March 27, 2017
A young attrative male with bright blue peircing eyes and soft wavy like ginger hair. Enjoys dating older females(cougars). Likes to be the "son" in the relationship. Loves to be loved on, hugged, squeezed, kissed, and cuddled. Prefers to be rocked to sleep like a baby while humming a nursery rhymes. All Garretts love their binky and blankey. Garretts will love you too if you powder them in Johnson & Johnson.
Aww. That little Garrett is so adorble.
Is sleepy time for young Garrett.
Yeah, i think that Garrett is into some BMSD.
Is sleepy time for young Garrett.
Yeah, i think that Garrett is into some BMSD.
by Sabbrinaa June 03, 2018
A low IQ man that departs that same few words such as brain dead, retard and much other stupid shit. Garrett is also the guy who would get rejected but gets salty at other people. Garrett is one of those people you just randomly receive a dick pic from but it’s a fucking side ways rectangle and it only stands 3 inches. Garrett is the one person who would never follow through ton stuff such as going out side or getting a job or hanging out with friends what ever it is he dose not stick with his word.
by Shjabsjejd August 09, 2020