Upside-down Fruitcake

A Gay man’s prolapse

“Lemme eat your upside-down fruitcake”

by Kitybity October 15, 2025

Fruitcake

Someone who is always around but nobody wants a piece.

Cat is such a fruitcake.

by jdthejerk December 28, 2016

Fine as a Fruitcake Friday

A social media trend to post a photo of your lover. Happens weekly on Fridays. Similar challenges have been/ can be made following the formula *Adjective* as a *Food* *Time Frame*, such as Succulent as a Shrimp Cocktail Summer, Moist as a Muffin Monday, and Vivacious as Velveeta Cheese Valentine.

"I'm posting my girlfriend my fine as a fruitcake friday!"
"Omg but you just posted her as your Thick as a Turkey Leg Thursday! You're obsessed"

by duckygirl1 April 20, 2021

M' Lady Fruitcake: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: M' Lady Fruitcake: The First Juvenile Release.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 3, 2025

Fruitcake

A derogatory term to annoy 'fruity' individuals,usually those from New Zealand who call them selves 'kiwis', hence the word 'fruit'

Ivan: "Your such a fruitcake"
Kieran: "shut up"

by Xxx_Topshagger69_xxX June 11, 2018

fruitcake

makenna is a fruitcake. the sweetest cutest fruitcake ever. will give you a toothache but 15/10 anyway.

my favourite little fruitcake.

by hotandfunandcuteandsexybadbitc March 11, 2022

FRUITCAKE

you.

"Y/N is so fruitcake bro"
"Ikr"

by smexyhottieuwu May 8, 2023