Hypothetical High Five

The act (or, indeed, thought) of giving a person a high five without any physical contact, as the two persons are usually across the room from each other and far too lazy to get off their asses. Often occurs after a minor success or simply to display ones awesomeness. The process will many times include nodding to further affirm their collective staggering amazingness.

Person No. 1: Hypothetical high five!

(Persons 1 and 2 think about this)

Persons No. 1 & 2: Nice!

by J Bernard December 31, 2007

high five bandit

someone that will come in between your highfive with someone and high five you and the other person instead of you high fiveing the person you origonally wanted to.

i cannot really give an example for a high five bandit.

by bobthebuildersexwife February 6, 2007

Korean High Five

It's a slap in the private parts.

"Hector korean high fived my girlfriend in the vagina -- now she feels violated."

by I'll Burn You! April 28, 2009

High Fiving The Bacon

Slapping your hand down on a shaved vagina.

"During a TSA pat down, things got uncomfortable when the agent high fived my bacon." (Past tense of High Fiving The Bacon)

by YDoUAsk November 11, 2011

Backhand High Five

A high five using the back of the hand rather than the palm. Often considered the new fist bump.

Mark gave me a backhand high five and it was the coolest.

by Brad McCallister June 14, 2008

Punch High-Five

Pretending to "bump fists" and then opening your palm up at the last second to high-five eachother.

Person 1: I just won the lottery!

Person 2: Dude! That's awesome, punch high-five!

*High five*

Person 2: You're too slow, you punched my palm!

by Wellmanator March 7, 2009

Crispy High Five

A high five that is very intense, loud, and usually burns.
Can be given as a gift for a birthday, holiday, wedding, or any occasion. It can even be given at random!

I gave him a real nice crispy high five for his birthday.

by Phillipedoor July 15, 2016