faxe kondi

A drink that tastes terrible, reminiscent of stale urine. Produced in a backward western europea country..

Why did i waste my money on this faxe kondi?

by Glacier April 29, 2005

China Fax Decryptor

Someone who can decrypt the meaning of China Fax. As years pass by, the less China Fax Decryptors exist in our world. To master the skill of decrypting China Fax, one must be constantly surrounded by China Fax and be unfazed by their utter meaninglessness.

Person 1: Today I fu the cut, no brush for me.
Person 2: Ayo can we get a china fax decryptor?

by China Bat Soup January 13, 2021

HOLY FAX MACHINE!

What the fax machine is used in many ways and can state many things but there is one phrase that rules all... when someone hurts themselves they say.

“HOLY FAX MACHINE! OWWWWW!”

Holy fax machine can also state the curse word fu*k

“You are such a HOLY FAX MACHINE! meanie!”

by Sabooboo the great February 28, 2018

Faxe kondi booster

A danish energy drink, also called booster

Jeg skal live over i Netto og have en booster (I'm going to the Netto to buy a Booster)
Faxe kondi booster

by The kalkun May 26, 2021

he spittin fax

A meme made on Mematic usually by a random person moving their mouth with random sounds over it.

Beano: Dubuderedbuderduduberduder
Kyle: I dont know who he is but he spittin fax

by viperinafire August 10, 2019

Sending some Faxes

When a woman gives fellatio to a man and her head goes all the way back and thrusts forward in rapid succession

Bob: oh god i had the best head last night

Jim Oh was she Sending some Faxes??

Bob HELL YEAH brofist

Tina Im so proud of my BJ skills I can totally send faxes

Debbie Wow SLUT I wish I could send faxes

by sooksumwang September 02, 2011

Car-Fax-puppet

someone who pops up at the worst possible time and ruins a deal, whether it's buying a crappy car, or attempting to talk a supermodel into banging you.

Everyone thought Erin Andrews was out of my league, but I was two seconds away from bringing her back to my place when some fucking Car-Fax-puppet interrupted and said I have herpes.

by Mabrus March 15, 2011