f'n'd

To find a lady friend, have sexual intercourse and then send her on her way. In other words Fuck aNd Dump.

I f'n'd Mrs. Harris (quote from Dimmy)

by Ahad Malik February 14, 2006

f.o.d.

1) an abbreviation for 'fuck off and die'.
2) a completely kick-ass Green Day song. just listen to it!

1)"you're such an ass, f.o.d.!"
2)"you're just...a fuck
I can't explain it
cause I think you suck
I'm taking pride
in telling you to fuck off and die"

by allor August 25, 2005

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1234567890-=q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l ; ' ()/()z x c v b n m , . ()/() ~ !@#$%^(&*() _())+ { } : " | |< > ? is what you type on a keyboard when you get insanely bored.

Yesterday I got so bored that I searched 1234567890-=q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l ; ' ()/()z x c v b n m , . ()/() ~ !@#$%^(&*() _())+ { } : " | |< > ? on google and nothing came up so I put it in the Urban Dictionary

by Moonlit_Sky2712 September 13, 2020

i.d.f.w.p.w.f.w.p.i.d.f.w.

It stands for: I don't fuck with people who fuck with people I don't fuck with.

Me: I can't stand Marjon. He think he all that. U cool with him

Raven: I.d.f.w.p.w.f.w.p.I.d.f.w.
Me: Huh?
Raven: I don't fuck with people who fuck with people I don't fuck with.
Me: Oh cool ❤💯

by YSN Glizzy May 4, 2019

F L D S

Feel Like Dog Shit. A disease identified in 1988 by a guy they call JD from Rio Hondo, Texas. Symptoms include any or all of the following (and maybe more, as yet, undetermined):
Headache, Body Ache, Lethargy, Chills, Post Nasal Drip, Itchy/Scratchy Throat, Sinus Pain, Random Dental Pain, Neck Pain radiating up and around the temples, Ringing of the ears, Twitchy feet that keep you awake at nights. Halitosis, Eyes Sensitive to light. (research continues)

Joe: "Hey dude, you're not lookin so good today. Wassup?"

Moe: "Fukin F L D S got me by the cajones......(looking down, shaking head) ...fukin F L D S"....

by buzzardbait February 26, 2011

F.A.D. (Firey Anus Discharge)

1. A type of feces that burn your rectum very badly while being pooped out of your body. This is normally caused by high acid foods and jalepenos.

1. "I just had some FAD and it burned. Really badly. Ow..."

by Megatoast,, a kid who eats jalepenos February 7, 2005

D.F.F.C.

Drug free for Christ. Making a vow to God to keep you body pure from drugs and alchol all in His name.

Being drug free for Christ is much more important then idolizing a scene like straight edge. Iam drug free for christ since this life is about Him and not me.iam not straigt edge iam D.F.F.C.

by Jahway April 24, 2008