Ewan Hanley

The biggest bender you will ever meet. He is always egotistical and brags about the size of his cock all the time

that guy is such an Ewan Hanley

by bob marely-09876543 June 19, 2019

Ewan K

Ewan K. is a He is a guy that would never hurt anyone but don't mess with the people he loves. He is romantic when he needs to be but likes to keep all of his relationships within the people involved with it. Besides romance, he is an avid business owner, owning a large factory. If you are a small Asian girl, watch out, he might turn you into a protein shake.

You are being a real Ewan K. today, and I love it!

by enlightened_sage March 22, 2022

Ewan

The best person to ever exesit the cutest funniest perosn you ever meet. People may think he is annoying but when you know him he is perfect. A lot of girls like him because he is just that cute

Oh get ready it's Ewan

by Loopyfruity September 23, 2020

Ewan

Boy who likes to go live on titkok 24/7

Oh look Ewan is live again

by urfaveginge November 24, 2021

The Ewan Reid

When a bear with a chud-like penis deficates onto his son then preceedes to sit on his face and fart mutiple times until his son suffocates and dies?

"Hey man what are you in for?" Murder, I did The Ewan Reid...

by Demarcus Count Leroy (IV) Jr. December 3, 2023

Ewan

Good looking person usually of african descent. Has a lot of friend girls but still gets a lot of "huzz". Usually Hispanic, Darkskin or Lightskin/ Puertorricano. One level down Duke Dennis aura.

That's so Ewan.

Nate I know you can't be talking your definitely on that Ewan Chi

by Texas ballerz April 1, 2025

Ewan

Ewan is a bloody sexy man, who has the kindest heart. Ewan is quiet but he also has many friends. Ewan has the biggest penis and it bounces when he does jumping jacks. Ewan is the most nicest person you will ever meet, and he often pulls girls.

"Fuck, look at Ewan's cock bounce"

by Fatel is qt November 30, 2021