Edmond

An Asian guy that is tall and skinny. Shy at first hand, but acts like a complete crackhead in front of friends. Likes to skateboard and play sports especially track and field. When he likes a girl he gets completely whipped, so don't get your hopes up if he's taken. Lowkey rave slave, probably sold weed or other drugs at one time. Although he seems charismatic on the outside, he is actually a complete dumbass and super clumsy, always loses his airpods and likes to flex no matter what.

All and all good guy, but take caution if you don't want to get constant headaches dealing with this bitch.

Why does it smell like weed in here?

Oh, it's just Edmond...

by saysikern December 8, 2019

Edmond

Edmond’s are always thinking about food. They don’t really care about girls feelings. They also think they’re super cool and better than their friends. They’re known but not popular. He’s turned down about a hundred girls who are younger than him. Although these guys are not the hottest, their parents are the best and are fine as hell! Lastly these dorks are very athletic. (They also walk slow in the hallways because they think it’s hot)

“What did Edmond say about going to prom” “He said yes” “wait a minute he said yes to me too” “oh he told me no cause he’s into blondes.”

by That.one.chic October 27, 2020

edmonda

Edmonda is someone who is really fascinated by books. She loves reading and talking to other about them. She is also a really good and dependable friend who also loves listening to music, late-nights conversations and going out with her friends. She's very dangerous when she gets mad so you better not fuck up

Edmonda

by Dadushi November 17, 2020

Edmonds bowl

"Edmonds bowl" is when a trucking company fucks you so hard up your ass that when the driver sits repeatedly in the seat, overtime the blown out ass whole begins to form a bowl like shape into the seat.

Looking at Chris's semi truck seat, you can tell his company is giving him a bad case of edmonds bowl.

by Riddigity January 24, 2021

Edmund Neil McLaughlan

Just your friendly London Twat, no other words! He is a boy about 13-14 who plays Minecraft with his amazing friends

“Edmund Neil McLaughlan“ you are a twat who lives in London but somehow we all love him

by Borris sicklton February 10, 2021

Edmond Elephant Jr.

An irritatingly smart person. It can also be used in a sarcastic manner.

Person 1: The Earth is flat!
Person 2: Okay, Edmond Elephant Jr.

by a random eggplant May 10, 2021

EDMUND

Describes someone that is egoistic ,loves to flex alot and always uses excuses to cover for their mistakes. When he mets a situation where both party is in a fault, he blames the other part more than himself.

"Omg I can't stand him he is such a edmund "
"That man is so egoistic, he must be such a edmund "

by KAInonope. August 21, 2021