The condition by which one experiences significant penile enhancement and unexpected erectial direction on a quadrennial basis. Typically experienced on the 29th of February commonly referred to as the "leap year."
Carol: "John was so big last night."
Jen: "Is this a leap year??"
Carol: "Oh my god, maybe it was leap year dick syndrome!"
Jen: "Is this a leap year??"
Carol: "Oh my god, maybe it was leap year dick syndrome!"
by lyds sufferer August 02, 2011
A syndrome in which you are in desperate need of dick. Symptoms include: spaz attacks, constantly saying "I need dick in my life", and suddenly becoming a lowkey THOT.
Bonqueequee: "I think I have DDS."
Billie: "What's that?"
Bonqueequee: "Dick Deprivation Syndrome. I haven't had dick in a month. I need dick in my life."
Billie: "What's that?"
Bonqueequee: "Dick Deprivation Syndrome. I haven't had dick in a month. I need dick in my life."
by Ohyespapi July 03, 2017
by Tess Tickels February 01, 2020
by Bush Donkey June 18, 2011
The physical state following a good dicking in which you find yourself dazed, both mentally and physically.
by Ted_Bear November 17, 2016
a syndrome most males have where they tend to act as though they're thinking with their dick (it has a head as well) instead of their brain. This usually results in them pretending to be a nice guy just to get laid, lying, etc.
Dick head syndrome is when You meet a guy and he tells you he doesn't like having sex unless it's really meaningful so you wait a couple weeks and after you've slept together he doesn't talk to you anymore. He has dick head syndrome.
He actually is married, but he told you he is single? He must have Dick Head Syndrome.
He actually is married, but he told you he is single? He must have Dick Head Syndrome.
by Jangel921 March 12, 2008
Dick Weed Syndrome is a catastrophic STD. It causes a major Fungi infection on the nob of your dick. After the ninth day of the infection the nob begins to grow marijuana leaves, these leaves can give a major high, it makes you see purple unicorns with giant green penises were there horns should be.
Dick Weed Syndrome
by Depatment of STD Studies October 21, 2013