Doink Wad

A dismissive phrase used to describe inappropriate and illogical speach, ideas,actions or even apparent motivations.Sometimes used in subjective fashion.

I first heard this phrase used by my daughter in Kearneysville Wv.

Can you believe he said that to her? What a doink wad!

by Dura-Papa November 30, 2009

watermelon doink

A watermelon doink is a one of a kind blunt that has been smoked.

What appears to be a watermelon doink

by Dirty ROOSKIE October 19, 2017

dumpster doinking

Getting a little action behind a dumpster

Jimbo and Debbie were dumpster doinking Saturday night at the trailer park.

by Fact Checked January 10, 2018

dicky doink

Dicky doink is when two guys bang dickheads together during a three way with a hot chick

Dude , how embarrassing you dicky doinked me when we hit Sheila with that three way last week .

by gunny1968 April 30, 2014

LIL Doink

A small joint packed full of weed and used as a dildo.

hey will you pass the LIL Doink? I want to please myself.

by LIL D-oink May 3, 2019

doink pen

A wax pen / weed pen / marijuana inhalation device

Gets you totally doinked.

"ay bro, can i hit your doink pen?"

by Papa Grubb February 12, 2020

doink

a whale's penis; is not usually seen or known to exist.

"Sometimes doinks can be 2 feet long!"

by lelithia May 22, 2007