mid-day itch

when you don't wipe enough after a moist bowl movement and it comes back to haunt

Maury could not sit still at the dinner party because his 8-pointed starfish was so irritated after the mid-day itch reared its ugly head.

by mikelley037 May 27, 2005

a cold day in hell

the occurrence of something that will never happen

It will be a cold day in hell before we completely repair the damage done by rumors about the side effects of vaccines. After all, there will always be idiots out there. All we can do is try our best to debunk the issue.

by The Return of Light Joker December 9, 2011

thirsty [whatever day it is]

a day that is good for drinking; today

yo man i just failed that physics test. i better study for the one we have tomorrow.
nah bro its thirsy monday!

by Randy December 6, 2004

Last Day Itis

A feeling of giddiness and irresponsibility that overcomes people on their last day at a job. Usually occurs when a person is leaving one company for a better job with another.

Does not ordinarily occur when someone gets canned.

Don't expect Jim to finish that report before he leaves, he's got a bad case of Last Day Itis.

by AutomationNation June 24, 2009

as gay as the day is long

Its a quote from Friend TV Show season 9 Episode 17. Where Ross made fun of Chandler as a joke.

Look at him He is as gay as the day is long! XD

by Anjing Faceless September 6, 2018

A day in the life

Referring to spending one day in the life of someone else, esp. someone who has it exceptionally good/easy.

Look at Luke asleep in a hammock at noon on a Tuesday. Ahh a day in the life.

by Pseudoswim May 4, 2017

what day is october 23

Slap ur moms ass day

I slapped my moms ass today cuz it’s October 23
What day is October 23

by 6ix9ine-snitch October 23, 2019