Mind your milks and curds

Midwest slang for “mind your p’s and q’s” dating back to the 1300s in England and Finland dairy farms.

Hey you better mind your milks and curds dontcha know!

Guess he didn’t mind his milks OR curds on that one ey Olie?

by Tikal427 May 16, 2023

Curd Burger Blow Job

You jack someone off with some bread till they get hard, then you do a dental dam of fondue, a cheese dental dam, that then forms and dries around the cock as the blow job goes on. You then take the cheese that formed with the jizz around the mans cock and feed it back to him. He eats the cheese jizzumed cum mold once it's over.

"Bro, last night I have my boyfriend a curd burger blow job... and I'm still having cheese cum burps, so is he."

by WisconsinStrong November 19, 2023

Fanny curd

can be used as an offensive insult, just think about it... fanny curd.

"you're such a fanny curd!"

"Christ you've got alot of fanny curds"

by Stalfie October 8, 2009

Bean Curd

Is used as a comedic insult or when someone/something is being a idiot or as something you call people for no and it can also mean the food Tofu.

Sorry guys my internet is being a Bean Curd
(Or) Hello bean curds

by RoccoTaco0 October 31, 2021

curd nerd

Someone who knows a bit too much about cheese

"Dude, Jack is such a curd nerd!"

by His psyeudonym August 20, 2020

Curd

That smelly wet cheese between your toes after a long hot day of walking around in your unbreathable sketchers air force 12s with 3 day old socks you keep wearing cuz you can’t find your other socks even though your mom keeps telling you there over “there” but she’s retarded because “there” is not a location. CURD!

“Man it sure does feel good to pick the curd from my toes after a long hard day”

“ Gross man”

“What!? It’s just curd?”

by Bootybandit_ March 16, 2020