A whiny teenager that's stupid enough to let a vampire fall in love with her, then fuck her and make her pregnant with his freaky spawn. I mean, how the hell can he have sperm if his body is frozen in time!
by Remus Lupin's god-daughter June 26, 2009
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Girl 2: There's a paedophile up the street, surely dating him would just be the same thing?
by Spectacular. July 19, 2009
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A 108 year old virgin that's the second main character in the Twilight saga. He sparkles in the sun, is a abusive to his "mate" (the bitch known as Bella Swan), and is overly lovey-dovey and boring. Many Twilight fangirls think he's hot, but he makes sane people want to vomit. He claims to be a vampire, but since vampires don't sparkle, he's most likely some species of gay fairy.
Twilight Fangirl: I want to marry Edward Cullen! Don't you?
Sane Person: Sorry, I don't do sparkly retards.
Sane Person: Sorry, I don't do sparkly retards.
by JadeHeartOfFire March 21, 2009
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by XCountXDraculaX March 26, 2009
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The "perfect man", hero of Stephenie Meyer's "Twilight" series. The last time I checked, the perfect man was not a controlling stalker, but hey. That's just me. Maybe you all would LOVE IT if your boyfriend forbid you from seeing your best friend and stared at you while you had inappropriate dreams about other men. (see "perfection")
The least original romantic hero ever written.
The "perfect man", hero of Stephenie Meyer's "Twilight" series. The last time I checked, the perfect man was not a controlling stalker, but hey. That's just me. Maybe you all would LOVE IT if your boyfriend forbid you from seeing your best friend and stared at you while you had inappropriate dreams about other men. (see "perfection")
The least original romantic hero ever written.
by missmagpie January 19, 2009
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Jack the super cool, gorgeous quater back of the football team is going out with Jenna the lead chearleader. There the new it couple!
by Katriana! November 28, 2007
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"I met Cullen today, my life is complete."
"I am completely in love with Cullen."
"Cullen always makes every day great."
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"Cullen always makes every day great."
by LittleBloodyButterfly April 12, 2013
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