Crawford

A Crawford is a unit of measurement representing exactly five cubic yards of manure. Unlike a Couric, which applies to human faeces, a Crawford refers only to a large, fresh, steaming pile of beast excrement from a varied array of animals.

"I just had four whole Crawfords dumped out front; it's time to fertilize the farm for the start of Spring."

by Momo & Pigsy March 30, 2022

Aleesha Crawford

Slag hoe

Aleesha Crawford is a slag

by Leah hooter October 27, 2020

clare crawford

It is predicted that the grim reaper will come for her on the 27th of May 2023

Person 1- Oh its the 27th of May, 2023
Person 2- RIP Clare Crawford

by yourdoom May 22, 2017

Crawford

Sweatshirts and skirts 2k19. Always down for a cheeky window selfie. A passionate girl trying to change the world with her passionate hand gestures.

No one:
Literally not a soul:
Crawford: *Flails her hands in the air and screams*

by DanSmith123 May 28, 2019

Tracy Crawford

Sawed off little shit scrubbing floors ( also known as looking for her lost sack). She can also be called by screaming hobbit 3 times fast while watching hardcore pornography

Hey dude don’t be a Tracy Crawford

by Realist10284 February 17, 2021

stuby crawford

a stubly old vagina

that old mrs.haggerty had a gross stuby crawford vagina

by grass mower February 8, 2010

shane crawford

a random ass stupid nigga

thats a shane crawford rite there bois

by SUCC SUCC SUCC SUCC ME ME ME M December 12, 2019