Mary Celeste

To leave the helm of the boat while it is still driving or in motion to urinate off of the stern. Much like the Mary Celeste of lore no one is left to captain the boat.

After putting back a six pack on the lake, I had to pull a Mary Celeste before I could make it to a bathroom.

by Cat Dog Horse August 7, 2020

Dirty Celeste

A dumbass who holds their emotions in then takes it out on everyone else. Probably a cancer.

"Did you hear about my boy Andrew?"
"Yeah? Didn't he get dirty Celeste'd?"

by JonathanHatesAll September 10, 2021

celeste tobias

a piece of shit

a look its celeste tobias

by ima nigga with a rocketlaucher January 14, 2018

Celeste Clark

The hottest person on the planet.

Friend: Have you seen how hot Celeste Clark is?
You: I know bro.

by LColtonhomosexual August 29, 2022

Celeste Saadeh

The hottest chick on the face of the earth!!!

Holy Shit! Celeste Saadeh is so fucking HOT!!

by Z-Fizzle March 7, 2007

Blathers x Celeste

Bro why you lookin this up on urban dictionary go to wattpad or some shit

1: Man, I ship Blathers x Celeste form animal crossing.

2: fuck off you mank piece of shit

by AmyKinda_gayBro August 30, 2022

emory celeste sanchez

Emory Celeste Sanchez is one in a million. She is somebody who is almost always smiling and laughing about anything and has a great sense of humor. She is a fun person to be around and has a great sense of humor. She is also one of the most loving and caring person there is. She is beyond beautiful and is beautiful on the inside and out. She can tend to be shy at first but once you get to know her there’s no going back. All in all she is one of the best friends anyone could ask for.

Emory Celeste Sanchez is such a kick ass
She may be crippled but she’s awesome

by BigBaitJohn July 22, 2020