crackhead suzy

when you get blue balls its the next best thing. you take a rubber glove, fill it with your favorite lube, wrap it in paper towels till it fits in a bread bad snug and. go to town.

yo dylan you get laid yet?

dylan: nah yo im stickin with the crackhead suzy

by Vec849 January 29, 2010

computer crackhead

A computer crack head is a person that spends an insane amount of time using the computer, being mentally seperated from the outside world.

People who play retarted online games for long periods of time.

Angela: Nick you've been on the computer for 8 hours straight. Go brush your teeth, and take a shower!

Nick: I'm not finished yet! I have to kill this dragon, and collect fairy dust.

Angela: Nick, your a computer crackhead.

by Cewt Pickle for a Nickle July 22, 2009

crackhead

Somebody who does crack regulary and gets addicted. Thus becoming a crackhead.

Mr. Angell is SUCH a crackhead!

by Roxy January 11, 2005

crackhead o'clock

Used to describe an hour so late or so early as to be almost painful, usually between the hours of 2am to 5am. Also used to denote a time where looking at your watch will be of no value, because it's just that late or early.

Betty: Damn, what time is it?
Hortense: It's crackhead o'clock, that's what it is!

by Aeliane May 23, 2006

Crackheadfred

A hillarious prank caller, and man of action. His sexual skill is well known in many middle school circles.

Dude: Crackheadfred just came in my eye!
Hot Girl: lets get married, ill over look your fat ass to have some of that sweet eye cum!

by Sum Jackhass June 20, 2006

crackhead

The lowest form of a drug-user.

Hey everyone, look... it's a crackhead.

by Ro0ke December 10, 2002

crackhead

One who abuses crack. The lost of family, friends, income and other items seem not to bother this person. This person has turn his/her back on the true meaning of life. The only thing left for a crackhead is the aweful smell of shit that follows them like a shadow on a hot sunny day. Soap and water has become his/her biggest enemy! They are on the hunt...damn everything else! If he/she had to choose between his/her mother or crack...the mother would be quickly rejected...and crack so passionately embraced!

Damn I can't believe my mom has not returned in 4 days
(the next day) Hi kids I am so...so...sorry...I did not mean to leave you here in this house for 5 days without food or water! It won't happen again.....
(child)yeah right! Mom we all know you are a crackhead! Please get help... you are destroying our family!

by Blackdiamond September 26, 2007