To take a dump after an enormously long waiting period, at which point the physical size of one's torso actually shrinks noticeably.
That protest was so long, and the food so rich, that I had to rush home and was forced to dissolve the cabinet.
by tetratrepidation February 19, 2011

When you tongue punch a pussy with an alabama pickleback aggressively. Then proceed to stick a dildo in a leaf blower and blast that hoe.
by ThatSquidy69 September 02, 2025

A person who has reached the closest experience to death through deep meditation and find comfort only when inside cabinets. Some cabinet dwellers have gone as far to live there cabinet and stay there for days leaving only when necessary. Some cabinet dwellers are: Obama, Austin Matthews, box, Han solo,...
by guð er dáinn við drápum hann March 06, 2020

by NoNameFucker August 04, 2019

a homosexual that is too short to come out of the closet. They go with the next best option and that's a cabinet.
Chenz: I'm coming out of the closet Soulfur: You're a cabinet gay because you're so short. LeYesnt: Chenz is a cabinet gay Naag: XD lmao
by ChenzLikesMen December 05, 2020
