Business Bumpkin

Business man who was a country bumpkin in his early years.

Hybird of business man and country bumpkin.

Usually wears "dress" boots, jeans, a leather belt that matches the boots, a belt buckle, white tee shirt with a button up dress shirt, and a suit jacket.
Business Bumpkins include the following:
Jesse Livermore, Greatest Bear on Wall Street.
Ken Lay, Enron Exc
Arthur Cutten, Wheat speulator
by business bumpkin September 17, 2012
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Drug bumpkin

When you are pooping and the sink is at a perfect height to snort drugs.
That hotel bathroom had the best drug bumpkin setup I've ever seen!!
by Sarcia26 June 23, 2022
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Rough Bumpkin

an rough bumpkin is when you get a shit filled condom similar to a rusty trombone and then cover it in grund beef cook it attach to a string and when having sex shove it down her throat and make her swallow it and shit in her eye and give her a mexican hot pocket
Oh man i gave my girl a Rough Bumpkin
by Company 517 April 22, 2011
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