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brokeback mountain

1) An incredibly hot movie in which Jake Gyllenhaal and Heath Ledger have hoooooot sex. Yee haw!
2) The act of 2 gay cowboys falling deeply in love and having an extremely difficult relationship ending in tear-jerking tragedy.
3) The act of 2 ridiculously hot gay guys having sex with super awesome grunting noises.
1) Yamini: What a hot hot movie! God I love Heath Ledger! Mmm I want me some gay porn now.
2) Yamini: *sniff* Wow, what a beautiful movie...
3) Yamini: Oh my god Lauren, our math teachers are brokeback mountaining each other!
by Lauren D. July 20, 2008
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Brokeback Mountain

-The only movie where the good guys get it in the end!

-The first gay cowboy movie
1: Have you seen Brokeback Mountain
2: Nah brotha, if you were able to watch the whole thing, you gay
by B to the Rizzle February 28, 2007
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Brokeback Mountain

A place where gay guys go to fish and fuck.
Jim: Hey you want to go to Brokeback Mountain this weekend.

James: What the fuck!, Hell no!
by apostle84 June 11, 2006
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Brokeback Blumkin

The term Brokeback Blumkin is when a man is sitting on the toilet taking a shit and has his male partner will come in and give him head during the act of shitting.
JT really enjoyed it when Neil gave him that Brokeback Blumkin last night.
by G W December 28, 2007
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brokeback boyfriend

when your boyfriend's sexuality is of a questionable nature
"My brokeback boyfriend just went to H&M and bought pastel ankle socks"
by bermyWHAT May 31, 2007
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brokeback

1. homosexual

2. a male homosexual

3. something that looks characteristic of homosexuality(from the movie Brokeback Mountain)
That shirt looks rather brokeback to me.
by Light Joker October 12, 2006
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Brokeback Hot Pocket

Like the infamous Alabama Hot Pocket, the Brokeback Hot Pocket is performed when one sexual partner defecates in the other's anus and proceeds in performing anal intercourse. The Brokeback Hot Pocket is not exclusively a homoerotic act, but may be associated with sodomy by the uninformed. This act is more intimate than the Alabama Hot Pocket in that the respective parties share their fecal material. Their past meals act as lubricant, facilitating their steamy unity.
Ex. 1
Howard: (Mid Coitus) This isn't working, do you have any K-Y Jelly?

Vince: Why don't you just give me a Brokeback Hot Pocket?

Ex. 2
Ronald: Why is Sheila giving off that offensive odor this fine morning?

Gertrude: I hear Theodore gave her a Brokeback Hot Pocket last night.
by Michalube October 20, 2008
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