Bristol Car Wash

what happens when an athlete or celebrity visits the ESPN campus in Bristol, CT and appears on various shows and platforms

Jake: I've seen Tebow on SportsCenter, First Take, and NFL Live. Is he going through the Bristol Car Wash?

Bob: Yup.

by Shopping Cart Man July 31, 2013

Bristol Preparatory Academy

Bristol Prep

A school full of straight fucking savages, potheads.. And occasionally..... a green pussy. Drama is everyday; and every one of the teaches breath smells like butt, and they have a stick up their ass 24/7.

Bristol Prep is fucking lit man

Bristol Preparatory Academy is dope

by FatBoooootyHoes November 9, 2017

Bristol

A girl that is a pimp

Billie: Bobby did you hear Bristol has the basketball team attacked to her. Bobby: what a pimp.

by Bobby166w August 12, 2022

bristol

Someone you always want but can never have

bristol is so hot but shes dating chad

by Fluster5 December 27, 2022

Bristol

Small town on Tn/Va state line; Everyone knows everyone; There isn't shit to do besides go downtown or The pinnacle; but hey we get out of school for the race ;)

Hangout locations: sonic & cookout (that’s all we got)

Jack: “there’s nothing to do here!”
John: “that’s Bristol baby”

Stacy: “meet at the pinnacle?”
Laura: “obviously”

by Medium_biscuit January 5, 2020

Man from Bristol

A bored redneck from Bristol, TN

There once was a man from Bristol, who thought his dick was a pistol. While loading his gun, he had too much fun, and the head blew off like a missile!

by Hockeyjunky32 June 26, 2017

Bristol Farmsey

Something that is characteristic of Bristol Farms. Often used to describe expensive, high end goods that are worth the price.

My new Audi is so Bristol Farmsey, the leather interior is so comfortable.

by Four Loko Frat Guy November 16, 2023