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Brenden

To Brenden is to have the highest ego possible, but sucking so hard at anything you do.
Lenki: This guy missed the easiest thing possible

Noah: He Brendened it
by xDimitri1 March 21, 2024
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BRENDEN AREY

This is a well-known sex term resulting in extreme vaginal pain. It is the motion of a Small Asian, a big black person, and a medium sized white Male. All three men shove their thick cocks into her pussy causing her to begin her period early. The blood slowly leaks out while the nearest chihuahua licks the blood up with joy.
by HolyTrinity666 May 15, 2018
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Brenden

Brenden is a name that is a blessing and a curse. It's a blessing that you can say you probably won't see anyone with the same name.

The curse is that you won't find any baubles with your name on it, only the variations of the name. The worse part of it all is having EVERYBODY misspell your name without fail.
"Hi I like to place a order."
"Okay! What's the name"
"Brenden"
They proceed to write down Brandon and Brenden doesn't say anything because it's not worth it.
"Great! Anything else?"
*Deep sigh* "No, nothing else..."
by GamerBrenno October 27, 2021
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Hayden and Brenden

a wondeful gay couple who gets in fights but always resolves it in love.
Me: hey you know Hayden and Brenden
Bob: yeah the gay couple who wants to commit suicide
by Stoney Willes December 28, 2021
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short brenden

big monkey man. he sucks a fortnite. i love monkeys
short brenden he suck’s a fortnite
by fornitebllssucks November 21, 2023
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Brenden

A thick bitch with a hell of a cock, I would rate it a 11/10 on size and girth. he is a pimp and not a simp, except for when it comes to valorant.

Source: My boy Brenden is him
Person one: did you see brenden today in those sweatpants?

person two: yeah, I can see his gigantic 3rd leg
by RicardoAlejandroRodriguez February 6, 2023
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Brenden

a betrayer, will possibly cheat on you with someone two years younger than you.
"Oh look, there's your boyfriend... Brenden!"
"He cheated on me, he's not my boyfriend!!!"
by andrewisbetter October 4, 2022
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