Bologna Tail

Bologna tail is the result of either lifting to much weight when squatting or pushing when pooping, causing the inner lining of your colon pushes out creating the illusion of a pink stinky tube tail.

My Doctor always warned me not to push when I was on the toilet...but I was in a hurry trying to get back to my Dancing with the Stars Marathon and.....PLOP....I now have a bologna tail.

by Dr_PigFinger April 4, 2021

Bologna Slap

When you physically assault a piece of bologna with a Punch or Slap

Tom: I just beat that bologna
Me: You Bologna Slapper

by Urban Buttcrack February 10, 2015

Bologna Stick

Your average person of caucasian decent that stinks of bologna.

Person 1: Hey man, so whats up with the party tonight?

Person 2: Not much, just having some fine ass ladies comin by.

*Bologna Stick walks by*

Person 1: Aww god damn it. Now I have to go home and shower so those fine ass ladies don't think I'm a stinky Bologna Stick.

by Ryondo July 1, 2011

Bologna Hole

Any butthole in a variety of sizes that farts. The perfect bologna hole would be indistinguishable in size from a hole in a slice of bologna. The sound is such as blowing through a hole in a slab of bologna.

Person 1: “Man, that was a loud fart!”
Person 3: “Yeah, it came out of my bologna hole!”

by farts_mcgee January 3, 2021

Debone the bologna

To get to the bottom of it. To figure out the source of the discrepancy.

I'm no butcher but it seems to me that it's time to debone the bologna.

by Detective Bennett September 9, 2023

Bologna Wallet

A term used to describe a beat-up, worn out vagina. Beef Curtains and Bologna Wallet are one and the same.

"That chick had the biggest bologna wallet i've ever seen!"

by Dusty Ervin March 5, 2008

Bologna Balls

N) 1 a: The sensation one experiences when attiring one’s self, but without underwear (often referred to as going commando,) produced by the testicles sticking to the inside of the upper thigh much like a piece of cold bologna. Bologna balls have been observed in two varieties, wet/sticky, and dry/sticky. b: an adjective, typically a derogatory colloquialism, meant to be offensive.

ie:

1. (a) I love living in Florida, but, you always have to remember your underwear or you will develop a wicked case bologna balls.

2. (b) Now that I think about it, shaking hands with Glenn is like getting a big handful of bologna balls.

by Tlahtoani Anubis March 13, 2007