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blew my uni'

abbreviation for "blew my universe"

in relation to: tossed my 'verse aka "tossed my universe"
that totz blew my uni' and tossed my 'verse
by Choodles135 August 19, 2007
mugGet the blew my uni'mug.

big blew eyes

The pair of lovely objects that glance up at you submissively and/or wondering how well their owner is satisfying you while she's giving you head.
Being given a luscious-lipped blowjob is super-pleasurable "just in and of itself", but getting an occasional adoring gaze from the big blew eyes of your cute pleasurer makes the experience even more special and satisfying.
by QuacksO April 16, 2019
mugGet the big blew eyesmug.

Kelly Blew Book

Da official yearly "what it's typically worth" manual stating da average retail value of fellatio performed by women of different ages, body-types, and nationalities.
Anyone who arbitrarily repeats facts from da Kelly BLEW Book can so totally "BLOW it out his ear" --- each individual lady is different, and her capability and satisfaction have nothing whatever to do with her age, build, or nationality; it comes down to the level of "experience" she has, what her lips and tongue are like, how favorably she feels towards you, etc.
by QuacksO January 1, 2020
mugGet the Kelly Blew Bookmug.

Cordon Blew

An unexpectedly poor ejaculatory experience, whereby a man, in the throes of climax, expects to shoot a sailors rope, but instead the ejaculate simply oozes out the side, like the cheese in the interior of a freshly prepared chicken cordon bleu
Wumps: How was your wank?
Patrick Jr.: Not good chief, I cordon blew...
by Patrick B. Junior August 21, 2021
mugGet the Cordon Blewmug.

Blew one

to state facts someone didn’t know
He didn’t know what was happening, so I blew one on him.
mugGet the Blew onemug.

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