Bellend

It’s a person also know as Alex he ass is fucking huge and he got a perm

What a bellend re alex

by Hrjririeie February 27, 2021

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International Bellend Day

The moaning and whingeing of limp dick losers that takes part every year on the 8th of March in parallel with International Womens Day.

"I see from the Daily Mail comments section that it's international bellend day again."

by BigDaddyGee March 8, 2021

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bellend fireball

1. When passing kidney Stones while having an STI

2. A not so good plumbing apprentice

You weren't at the pub Friday? I had a bad case of the Bellend fireballs again....

Gee that apprentice of yours is a real bellend fireball mate...

by Spindle.com August 30, 2024

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Bellend

A stupid or annoying person that tends to be a man

“Ben Powell is a bellend”

by AP940 December 16, 2024

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Top of the penis, also a British insult. Basically the same as saying "dickhead"

Alex: Hey, did you see how Dan acted at the party last night?

Jamie: Yeah, I couldn't believe it. He was being such a bellend, especially when he started arguing with everyone for no reason.

Alex: I know, right? It was so embarrassing. I hope he realizes how out of line he was.

Jamie: Hopefully, someone talks to him about it. We can't have another night like that.

by whatisapseudonym104 June 24, 2024

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