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Bellend

Bellend means beautiful or pretty in the UK.
Person A: You look like a bellend!
Person B: Aw thank you, you look pretty too!
Person A: No bunda styll.
Person B: I don't have a dog I know.
by noshush January 27, 2023
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Bellend

A bellend is a person who wears any type of clothery from spurs or any London club
"Morgan is a bellend she has a spurs hat and mask"
by shehgsgwbwe October 8, 2020
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Bellend

Someone who sits on a kiddy size JCB wearing a striped guess T-Shirt, Palace socks stretched up their shins and BlacK Vans
by xx_blazeit_xx May 26, 2018
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Jingle bellend

You should’ve seen Colin at the office Christmas party. He squeezed Debbie from resources nipples in a nutcracker and then dropped his trolleys and farted in the bowl of fruit punch! What a jingle bellend!
by Nuphagus December 19, 2019
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Bellend

It’s a person also know as Alex he ass is fucking huge and he got a perm
What a bellend re alex
by Hrjririeie February 27, 2021
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boris's bellend for me

"Boris's bellend for me"is a campaign slogan chanted by thousands who support strong leadership and a can do attitude
The Europeans were flummoxed at the brexiteers chant " Boris's bellend for me"
by Exstrapondildolated January 28, 2021
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