Now, a mf like me

When you are going to say something that the majority of whomever you are talking too, will disagree with.
*super straight guys* "smash or pass james charles, i would never smash"
*Me* "Now, a mf like me."
"bruh you gay asl"
by Paven av Keegistan August 04, 2022
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Something to say when a woman shouts at a cafe.
Woman:I WANT COFFEE WITH DOUBLE SUGAR, NOT COFFEE WITH DOUBLE ICE!!!!!!
12-year-old fanboy:Hey this chick sounds like me!
by thecharacterwannie August 04, 2022
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Dudes on me like Dillon

A man who’s always tryna hit & starts arguments outta nowhere

Having multiple men hitting your line tryna smash
Damn, Britney, these dudes be on me like Dillon

I got dudes on me like Dillon
by Is_aaah_murrrr___eeee September 16, 2021
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Dudes on me like Dillon

A man who’s always tryna hit & starts arguments outta nowhere

Having multiple men hitting your line tryna smash
Damn, Britney, these dudes be on me like Dillon

I got dudes on me like Dillon
by Is_aaah_murrrr___eeee September 16, 2021
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: VOLTHOM IS LOOKING LIKE IT LIKES LOOKING AT ME
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 14, 2025
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Got me like Niagara Falls

When you pull up on a girl in a red Ryder wagon listening to what does the fox say. You will have such clout and be so sexy she will be wet as Niagara Falls. You should also flex your tiny pp.
by Sweatycheesyballsack September 24, 2020
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