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bagel bite

A trademarked product of Heinz. They are small pizza snacks using a mini bagel as the crust.
A small (2" diameter) mini bagel is sliced in half with tomato sauce, mozzarella and sometimes pepperoni or sausage placed on the cut side. This is baked, toasted or microwaved until the cheese is melted. They can be found in a grocery store freezer section, or made from scratch with the component ingredients.
James prepared some Bagel Bites for his friends as they watched the Super Bowl.
by Navarro May 13, 2004
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Bagel Effect

Also known as the butterfly effect, the bagel effect is, the idea that small things can have non-linear impacts on a complex system. (Specifically related to things like time itself and the multiverse) Received popularity from Spiderman Across the Spider-Verse, and a bagel also represents everything in Everything Everywhere All at Once.
When the spot got hit with a bagel it was a bagel effect 😳
by H0ldenlol June 4, 2023
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Bagel Girl

A girl with a glamour body and a baby face.
Look Susie is a bagel girl!
by bagelmama August 4, 2011
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megel bagel

Is the most amazing person in the world. She is super sweet and cares about everyone she ever meets. Her beauty is breath taking. She is everything any guy would ever want. Simply put she is perfect.
boyfriend: I love you my megel bagel.

girlfriend: oh baby that is the sweetest thing you have ever said to me, I love you too.
by jmeight August 30, 2010
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Plain Bagel

Someone who has no "stand out" features and who is boring as hell--just like a plain bagel--no cream cheese, no jelly, no sesame seeds, NOTHING.
Anthony: Are you inviting Janet to your birthday party?
Yvette: Yes, why?
Anthony: Ughh! Don't invite her! That bitch is such a plain bagel! She'll suck the life out of your party.
by BlackieDC January 29, 2009
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grammar and bagels

1. Reference to an unknown incident that seems to have scarred the lives of all involved.
2. A vulgar blasphemy.
Amanda was fearless in most cases, but just the mention of the phrase "grammar and bagels" was enough to make her break into a cold sweat.
by Laura Meade January 6, 2008
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dick-bagel

Where a bagel gets put on the end of a mans penis and a girl eats the bagel
Omg David can I give you a dick-bagel baby

Omg Timmy you got dick-bageled?!
by Fannyflutter89 February 23, 2018
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