Bristol Car Wash

what happens when an athlete or celebrity visits the ESPN campus in Bristol, CT and appears on various shows and platforms

Jake: I've seen Tebow on SportsCenter, First Take, and NFL Live. Is he going through the Bristol Car Wash?

Bob: Yup.

by Shopping Cart Man July 31, 2013

Bristol Preparatory Academy

Bristol Prep

A school full of straight fucking savages, potheads.. And occasionally..... a green pussy. Drama is everyday; and every one of the teaches breath smells like butt, and they have a stick up their ass 24/7.

Bristol Prep is fucking lit man

Bristol Preparatory Academy is dope

by FatBoooootyHoes November 9, 2017

The month of Bristol

A collective term for all the days in a year spent hungover, lazing in bed, stoned or generally doing nothing.

"I've done nothing lately, my month of Bristol is going to be huge."

Person 1 "Hey man, what did you do Tuesday?"
Person 2. "Nothing, just added another day to the month of Bristol.

by Mattc85 January 17, 2014

Bristol

Bristol (usually a girl) is a beautiful person who is smart and athletic. Bristol is funny without trying to be and she always tries to make you laugh. she will most likely put on a brave face and be supportive of her friends and family even if she's going through a rough time. Bristol is almost always full of energy and is excited to go to new places and try new things. she is usually one of the most popular people in her school, but she is very humble about it. Bristol is a great friend to have and a great lifetime companion.

person1, "wow, Bristol is so kind and popular."

person2, "yeah I agree. I wish I could be more like her."

by save_the_whales December 13, 2018

Bristol

An area of England which chavs live in. They love going to the corner shops with stale lollipops. Going shopping in Aldi when you're Bristolian is very shameful because your friends at lunch time will be super rude about it... justice for Aldi. Every 30 year old goes out in her Abibos tracksuit with 4 stripes and Niek air Max, even though there is a genuine JD just in town only 20 minutes away. If you live in Bristol, the only diss you need is 'Sunday Market'..... jealous of their new Nike shoes? Diss them with the Sunday market diss. Don't like their step-dad's new Audi, bring up the Sunday Market diss. Gotta love Bristol

"I really want a hot chav to date, man!!"
"Go to Bristol, they have plenty!"

by Pem June 19, 2018

Bristol

Amazing. Likes to try out different religions. Shy. Has a fat cow as a brother named Hunter. Loves to dye her hair.

Bristol is cool

by MaileyKelly June 8, 2018

Bristol

Bristol is an amazing, sexy, has good tittys, and good looking. She is very athletic and is good at mostly any sports. If you have a girlfriend or best friend with this name, keep them forever and cherish her. She loves cuddles. She is super funny and has really good comebacks. She is sexy af. She comes off shy but when you get to know her she is completely insane. Bristol is an amazing girl so keep her and cherish her for forever.

“Damn you know a Bristol, your lucky!”

by bquest23 November 13, 2019