Brian

The nicest boss anyone could ask for. Loves Miller Highlife, and cigarettes. All the girls in the bakery want to suck his dick but he won't let any of them because Brett does it best. When nobody came find him Brian is usually taking a shit.

Brian

by Brian C Morse March 15, 2015

Brian

That one guy who sits around playing World of Warcraft and Minecraft all the time, to the point where it's taken over his life. You think he's you're best friend until about 6 months later you begin to realize how big of an asshole he really is. Brians will make insulting jokes, they'll put you down, try to get with your best friend after dating you, and they'll call you names for no reason because they are mentally still an immature 8 year old girl. Not all Brian's are terrible, but it tends to be the Mexican Brian's you meet that will stab you in the back.

Really? It's been 12 hours now, stop being like Brian and get off the damn computer!

by cheetaraMS July 4, 2014

Brian

A small penis-wielding china man. He is commonly found in the parks looking at little girls. Beware of Brian, because although his penis may be small, he tries to put it in every hole he finds. This includes coin slots, doorknob holes, and electrical sockets. Usually you'd want to avoid anyone named "Brian".

Guy 1: Hey I heard Brian is coming to the party.
Guy 2: Gross bro, I heard he tries to molest children. I'm not coming.

by Devinny April 5, 2019

Brian

Brian - an alternative to saying "blunt" or "joint." In reference to Brian Dubie, Republican nominee for governor of Vermont. He himself wants to remove jail penalties for possession of marijuana in Vermont.

Is that guy rollin' a brian in public? Only in Vermont.

by Yelpest25 August 31, 2010

brian

MAN HOAR

eww... look at that Brian

by lilgetto May 3, 2009

Brian

Brian is the type of person who claims he's not a Tacuache. He also has that Edgar hair cut. Drives a F-150 or a chevy. Listens to corridos all the time. Says cuh all the time and no quema. He is better at English than Spanish.

no one:

Brian: No quema cuh.

by Eldelaclika November 14, 2019

Brian

Brian is Latin for “he who carries a burden between his legs.” Individuals privelaged with this name are known to excel in podcasts and in bed. Coincidence I think not. They are also known to have the alter ego, “Carlos” when they are drunk off their ass

You: Dude I met the coolest bro today

Friend: Did he have big dick energy

You: Yea it was throbbing
Friend: It’s gotta a Brian

by Jdbeasty March 31, 2019