Stoney Baloney

When your so fuckin stoned you just gotta take a minute to realize you don't have a baloney sandwich

What the fuck man I'm stoney baloney buh didn't make that goddamn baloney sandwich

by MKD775 May 14, 2019

Portuguese Baloney Bag

When your having sex with a girl from behind and you stick your erect penis in her butthole and shove your balls in her vagina.

"You fit both nuts in there"

"Yeah Ralph, I gave her the 'ol Portuguese baloney bag"

by Carmine jca January 4, 2017

Stoney Baloney

Someone who smokes so much weed that all they eat is baloney and lay in their bed with their fat ol dog

“I’m so baked they might as well call me Stoney Baloney”

by Jollikush Lawnmower July 25, 2018

gay baloney

A homosexual penis, suitable for fucking or getting sucked.

Straight guys envy gay baloney because its bigger than hetero weenies.

by partymonster789 August 22, 2009

post baloney

post baloney is white trash who thinks he can rap but is really only a rapper for white girls like sophie

i will eat some post baloney

by amanda hug and kiss!! November 15, 2017

suave baloney

When your baloney is more charming than you are.

The baloney was very suave. I didn't know such a suave baloney could exist!

by baba loney April 16, 2019

chonie baloney

Formal Spanish for a penis or labia hidden beneath underwear.

Juan has chonie baloney that makes the chicas loca.

by Tisigornorich May 23, 2021