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I Heart Baloney Phony

When a gay man is extremely in to women once he has been drinking alcohol.
Did you see Lance hitting on all those women when he was drunk?! His husband would be pissed! That guy is such an I heart baloney phony!
by BigJD3 May 19, 2023
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Baloney Smuggler

One who uses their anal passage to hide another man’s erect penis inside of.
John Travolta is greatly admired by the ladies for his good looks and interesting roles, but his real passion is being with men and playing the role of a baloney smuggler.
by Boner2020 November 10, 2020
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Baloney Sandwich

A derogatory term for calling someone; specifically a male; a homosexual that likes to "suck baloney" which means that they like giving young underage men blowjobs for free.
Yo that faggot over there is such a Baloney sandwich! He keeps on flirting with all the dudes!
by JoKker.F7 July 5, 2019
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baloney whig

being bald or going bald, loosing your hair
Big al has a nice baloney whig going on he should just shave it all off.
by saberbooze January 28, 2009
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Baloney Boner

When your love for baloney Is to strong you become erect
I love baloney so much I have a massive baloney boner
by Meat chub December 29, 2019
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baloney colonic

An allusion to anal sex, "baloney" referring to the penetrator's penis and "colonic" referring to the anal penetration itself. Commonly used by men who equate their genitalia with charcuterie and/or processed meat products.
Frat boy 1: "Yo, what was up with that chick you banged last night? She was all vegan and shit!"

Frat boy 2: "Her ass ain't vegan after the baloney colonic I gave her ..."
by Admiral Viggo April 27, 2014
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Baloney-boney

When a man curls up part of the shirt and sticks it in his pants so that it looks like he has a massive dick, usually done when trying to impress a girl. It is not a wise choice to produce a baloney-boney mainly for the awkward conversation when it is revealed that you have a 4-inch dick instead of an 8-inch.
Girl 1: Girl look at that boy's dick it is massive!
Girl 2: Uh-uh girl you see all that shirt tucked in his pants?
Girl 1: M-hmm?
Girl 2: Means he got a baloney-boney!
by HitlerOfGrammar November 8, 2017
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