Slow Baloney

Watch out, it’s Slow Baloney

Proper muppet homosexual from the ghettos of Wigan that preys on the easy and chats a lot of baloney. Baloney baloney slow Maloney in lots of trouble because he owes lots of money. Resembles a sloth and would shag any goth with sexual frustrations that never go off. Electrician by day predator by night if he spots you you’ll be in for a fright. Slow Baloney will fuck your homie

by Beechill Baron December 4, 2021

Baloney Smuggler

One who uses their anal passage to hide another man’s erect penis inside of.

John Travolta is greatly admired by the ladies for his good looks and interesting roles, but his real passion is being with men and playing the role of a baloney smuggler.

by Boner2020 November 10, 2020

baloney

Meat paste, A weapon used to disturbs others and kill their enemies

Caleb- " hey you wanna kill someone"
Peter-"yeah you have any advice?"
Caleb- " use a baloney it blends in perfectly with the body after your done"

by cidp October 20, 2020

you fat slimely smellty ugly exposed moldy baloney

A roast meant to expose someone and destroy their career

Me: You fat slimely smellty ugly exposed moldy baloney.

You: I'm sowwy fo hurting yo feewings, I will never do it again...

by ThisisntUKstfu February 1, 2021

Baloney in the bull pen

fake news, trash talk, gossip

Johnny Depp was spewing baloney in the bull pen when he claimed that Amber Heard didn't know what she was talking about when she said that he harassed her.

by REL207 August 15, 2022

Baloney

Not the same as Bologna

That's a load of baloney

by Roadkill'd October 26, 2022

Baloney burp

Usually a quiet burp blown accurately to someones nose with the intention of making sure the recipient smells it .

Man, did you just baloney burp on me? That is rotten dude!!

by OOGIES world January 8, 2022